We had sincerely hoped we had heard the last from ‘Tan Mom’ Patricia Krentcil back in February, when the judge on her case of allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into the tanning booth with her ruled that she would not be charged. Over and done, right? Not so fast! In addition to the news that Patricia plans on making a porno (gag!), she also recently released her very first pop single, creepy video and all. Now you can soak in all of Tan Mom’s glory while watching her strut around the beach...