UPDATE 9/13/2013 9:30 p.m. PST: EvenYeezus can't escape the law!Kanye West has been charged withcriminal battery and attempted grand theft for his July 19 paparazzo incident at the Los Angeles International Airport (more details below). This all sounds very serious, but what could the charges amount to? Well prosecutors filed the charges as misdemeanors and ifKanye is convicted on both accounts, he could face up to a year in jail or a $1000 fine. We'll find out if the slammer is in his stars...